electronic marinators & banana art
A used car salesman named Randy Adams has jumped ahead of me in Google search ratings. A tattoo artist by the same name has almost always been ranked higher. Both are from Texas. In the past few months, a Silicon Valley bigwig and I have leapfrogged up and down in the Randy Adams’s ratings. As CEO at SearchMe.com, an “entrepreneur who has founded 6 venture-backed start-ups” in Silicon Valley, it’s surprising that he doesn’t own the first 10 search results. His Kavam.com spider, Charlotte, is sure making its rounds of the web. The CEO’s LinkIn profile lists him as an Internet Pioneer. Shades of Davey Crockett ploughing the earth with his rifle. In the mythologic sense, the tattoo artist and I are more pioneer-like, in appearance and aesthetic. I’m pulling for the tattoo artist. Go Randy Adams, go.
I remember once, a few years ago, my name ranked first. But the rating lasted barely two days. The tattoo artist moved ahead and stayed there. There are other Randy Admases: a guitar player whose ‘69 Impala once held all his possessions; some fellow from an “independent audio company serving churches and ministries in the USA and around the world”; RAC, Randy Adams Construction (I wanna piece of that); a 6′8″ basketball player for the Sacramento State Hornets; a parenting specialist counsellor who asks if you are “giving in, instead of standing your ground?” with your teenagers (as if standing in front of a train barrelling down a hill is a conscious choice!); Klamath Radio’s Program Director, a self-proclaimed jock; a Katrina Evacuee described as eloquent and open: “He had humour, humility, and an eye for detail” (they must have him mixed up with me); the past president and executive director of the Saint Louis Symphony; and a man appointed Chief of Police for the City of Glendale on January 31, 2003 (belated congrats).
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But my hat goes off to former death row prisoner Randall Dale Adams, who was wrongly convicted of murder and spent many years in jail. At a legislative hearing on the death penalty, Adams said: “The man you see before you is here by the grace of God. The fact that it took 12 and a half years and a movie to prove my innocence should scare the hell out of everyone in this room, and if it doesn’t, then that scares the hell out of me.” He has vanished from the first 10 search results for Randy Adams.
If you add the word art to the Randy Adams’ search string, the first 5 or so links relate to my media practice, followed by the tattoo artist. I used to worry about these Google rankings and would spend hours re-jigging the source code of my web pages. Now I check my stats every so often just to see how people have arrived at my website. The search strings include: “there’s one single seal on my left a lot of activity”, “woman’s kaiser chief t.shirts”, “free tamil full movie on you tube” “frozen banana knife”, “electronic marinators”, “graffiti virus”, “homeless signs”, “hippie signs”, “barbed wire” and “love notes”. Out of 131631 hits in May from 7150 unique visitors, most people arrive here by accident, searching for something else. There are a few returnees, like thepsychopath at free forums, a helicopter vendor from lipostuff, someone from singingfish, and assorted folk from myspace and friendster. Someone from Ireland keeps re-visiting my essay on the bogus speech by Chief Seattle, and someone from Calgary (I have my suspicions) visits regularly.
If you include the hits from R3/\/\1X\/\/0RX, a collaborative media blog hosted at my web address, the hits come from media artists and interested people from dozens of countries and educational sites. But most people who visit pages on my personal blog rarely bore down to the main page: here. So I’m mostly talking to myself. It’s just me and Charlotte the web spider. If I want my name to be popular on Google, I need take up something more practical like selling cars or maybe developing an online gambling site. Until then, I’ll have to be satisfied with people looking for electronic marinators or a frozen banana knife.
In art and poetics, some things never change.
Transdisciplinary Digital Art: Sound, Vision and The New Screen is a collection of papers from two parallel conferences: 

